I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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