Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
