i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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