The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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