I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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