i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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