We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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