Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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