do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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