Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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