My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
