Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Im part way to drunk.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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