Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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