it's too hot outside to masturbate.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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