I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
