a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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