we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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