Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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