When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
