I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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