It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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