well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
