Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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