Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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