Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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