Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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