Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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