Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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