The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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