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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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