I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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