ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
