where am i from again
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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