Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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