YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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