Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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