I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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