Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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