Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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