you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
