So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
