butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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