He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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