Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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