I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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