One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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