I just made out with a guy for $7.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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