happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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