i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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