Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
You smell like stripper and shame
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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